January 2012
- new years: blogging
- christmas: blogging
- birthday: blogging
- natural disaster: blogging
- meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
- house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
- funeral: blogging
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys. Slut.
December 2011
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
Not that i remember of ;’D why would anyone go out of their way to dish out hate? i don’t get it.
If I’m going to send you hate, it’s going to be my fist in your face…
If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
That one kid that cries when they get a bad grade
they’re there like:
The rest of the class is just there like:
- Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?
EDWARD CULLEN...
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and a really good song is playing in the credits and you feel all bad ass like this
As I see me:
As my friends see me
As my mother sees me:
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.
I have become Wade from Kim Possible.
