May 2012
guilty.
- my dad: hiddleston and cumberbatch... sounds like a gay couple.
- my dad: or a disease.
- my dad: 'oh i've come down with a case of hiddleston.'
- my dad: 'that's nothing, i've caught cumberbatch!'
- me:
- my dad:
- me:
- my dad:
- me: okay listen they're serious conditions.
this is my blogging face
that’s my face 24/7
if any of my followers ever see me in real life they’ll probably not come over to me because i look really angry and pissed off all the time even when i’m happy
With 3/4 of all the fandoms I am in, it’s applicable.
It’s a torture I crave to never cease, subconsciously speaking.
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
EA GAMES
challenge everything
- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 45 year old Chevrolet on a tv show.
- *Normal day*
- British People: omg, why is it always raining? does the sun ever come out? how does a girl get her natural tan? just want some sun! i hate this weather so much!
- *Weather goes over 18 degrees*
- British people: omg, it's so hot, i'm dying, omg why is it so sunny, i'm gonna faint omg why is it so god damn sunny, i hate this weather so much!
- Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
- Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
- Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."









