My attitude while dieting
Other people: Me:
Kid: Why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Kid: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, God, not again.
Kid: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Kid: IN AZKABAN!
stargatecrazy: starkpower: it’s already 4th of july over here do you know what that means NOTHING BECAUSE I AM EUROPEAN #BRB MARRYING A WOMAN #DRINKING BOOZE AT 18#ENJOYING FREE HEALTHCARE #HAVING WAY COOLER MONEY #WRITING THE DATE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON #OVER HERE IN GLORIOUS EUROPE (via theillustriousmissjo)
Everyone in tumblr right now:
cuttersparadox: I wish they made a real glove world so I could get a picture with gloveyglove
aru: if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
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i wish i could donate my fat to the kids in africa