July 2012
My attitude while dieting
Other people:
Me:
Kid: Why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Kid: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, God, not again.
Kid: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Kid: IN AZKABAN!
stargatecrazy:
starkpower:
it’s already 4th of july over here
do you know what that means
NOTHING
BECAUSE I AM EUROPEAN
#BRB MARRYING A WOMAN #DRINKING BOOZE AT 18#ENJOYING FREE HEALTHCARE #HAVING WAY COOLER MONEY #WRITING THE DATE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON #OVER HERE IN GLORIOUS EUROPE (via theillustriousmissjo)
Everyone in tumblr right now:
thedoctorsong:
cuttersparadox:
I wish they made a real glove world so I could get a picture with gloveyglove
aru:
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
OBLIGATORY TUESDAY POST
shotgunshutshiscakehole2:
Scott Disick is literally better than all the...
Cue appreciation post for the under appreciated:
Your argument is invalid.
George can judge me all he wants, but I find these to be hysterical. Especially the bumblebee comment.
If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog...
i wish i could donate my fat to the kids in africa
